"Não ande atrás de mim, talvez eu não saiba liderar. Não ande na minha frente, talvez eu não queira seguí-lo. Ande ao meu lado, para podermos caminhar juntos."

Humor Pagão

 Você sabe que é um pagão quando…

1) Você é visto conversando com gatos.

2) Eles entendem o que você diz!

3) Eles respondem.

4)Quando perguntam se você acredita em Deus, você responde : “Qual deles?”

5) Você sabe o quer dizer Athame.

6) Você tem um armário cheinho de especiarias e não cozinha.

7) Você sabe que olíbano e frankincenso são a mesma coisa.

8) Toda vez que chega um livro sobre celtas, o proprietário da livraria reserva um para você.

9) Você sabe que há exceções às leis da física…você as causa.

10) A primeira coisa que seus convidados dizem a chegarem em sua casa é : “Oh que belo… belos altares…você tem aqui”.

11)No Samhain você grita para as pessoas na rua: “Feliz Ano Novo!”.

12) Você têm amigos que dizem que são elfos…vc acredita neles.

13) Você comete pecadossssssss no plural.

14) Logo após sua morte seu primeiro pensamento é: “De novoooooo…”

15)Gaia não é só um personagem do Capitão Planeta.

16) Você acha que as Brumas de Avalon são um texto sagrado.

17) Você sabe que existe um modo correto e um incorreto de traçar um pentáculo. Você sabe porque e pode ensinar isso.

18) Você passou um ano e meio procurando um familiar,

19) Você fala com as árvores.

20) Elas respondem.

21) Você sabe que fadas e dragões existem. Você  já falou com eles.

22) Pintar você mesmo de azul, ficar nu, arrepiar os cabelos dançando e passar a noite em volta de uma fogueira significam um programa legal de fim de semana.

23) Você conhece o simbolismo de um Mastro de Beltane.

24) Você já terminou um telefonema com Blessed Be!

25) Seus filhos saem por ai explicando que os Deuses amam a diversidade.

26) Você está lendo esta lista.

27) Você entende o que está nesta lista!

28) Você tem coisas a acrescentar nela!

Puck Monckain, por Mavesper Cy Ceridwen

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